An Incident

One time, there was this girl who needed my shoulder to whine on. She sent me an SMS. I was bored, so I layaned her.

SilverTopaz (Bukan nama sebenar): Aisya, kenapa dia (some guy who dumped her, who happened to be my friend) buat macam tu kat saya?

Aisya: Look, maybe you two just weren't meant for each other. :-/ If someone doesn't like you, you can't force them to like you.

SilverTopaz: Tapi dia pernah cakap dia sayang I tau. Kenapa dia buat macam tu?

I rolled my eyes.

Aisya: Saya tak tahu kenapa dia buat macam tu. Maybe you should ask him yourself.

SilverTopaz: Boleh tak you tolong tanya dia? I takut.

I sighed.

Aisya: Okay, I seriously think you should ask him yourself. I'm going to meet him tomorrow. You can join us if you want.

SilverTopaz: Okay. Saya akan join korang. Nak jumpa mana?

Aisya: Midvalley.

Message sent.

Then my phone rang. It was Ashli.

'Hey, woman,' he greeted me with his nasal but pleasantly sexy voice.

'Ash. I'm in the middle of SMSing SilverTopaz,' I told him, getting ready for his all-too-honest opinion about the girl.

'Oh GOD,' he blurted. 'That annoying twerp.'

'Yeah I know. Hey, I've just received another SMS from her.'

'Oh okay. I'll call you later. Byesie byes, luv!'

I looked into my inbox.

SilverTopaz: Awak. Saya rasa saya tak nak jumpa koranglah esok. Saya malu. Kbye.

What the heck, man. This girl completely wasted my time. Already annoyed by the whole patheticness of the whole situation (yes, I can be pretty heartless at times), I needed to SMS Ashli to let off some steam.

Aisya: OMG she is SOOOO ANNOYING. I swear, man. What a COMPLETE waste of time!

Message Sent.


Ten minutes later, I got another SMS from SilverTopaz.

SilverTopaz: I think you salah hantar SMS. I'm sorry for being annoying. Kbye.




You know the moral of the story.