I Am Permanently High...

...When I am with Rojak, my favouritest non-biological sisters ever. Seriously, who needs LSD when they're around? They're so colourful, non-logical, and they leave you feeling euphoric.

I can never top Pei Ling's blog entry about this latest outing cuz it left me in stitches, so I'll just steal some bits off her account of the birthday afterparty. :D

Lubna's arrival at The Curve before us was a Christmas Miracle. She's usually the one who comes last. Yet, while we were waiting outside Starbucks for Lubna to give us a clue about where she was, Saz and Peils had a small discussion.

Saz: Lubna's never on time . . . *receives SMS from Lubs* She's already waiting at Starbucks. Since 10.30
Peils: Whut? Serious? O.o
Saz: She probably camped here overnight
Peils: Ikea, hell yeah
Saz: And had meatballs for breakfast at Ikea
Peils: Hotdogs. . .
*detailed discussion on Ikea's hotdog not included here*
Saz: She's probably still sleeping . . . you know, Ikea's comfy beds
Peils: Lolz

So while we were waiting for Lubna, we spotted a rather risque Christmas decoration at the Centre Court in the mall. Ok. So I was the one who spotted it. Yes. I have a dirty mind.

(Spotted: Giraffe bits hanging loose.)

So, being a bunch of twisted muppets like we always are when we're together, Tex, Peils and Saz decided to provide photos for the porn novel Peils is in the middle of writing.

(In this photo: Peils and Horny Giraffe.)

(Above: Saraa, giving Horny Giraffe a good time.)

Lubna still hadn't said a word, so we decided to go to the atm to get some money out. But after discovering that I only had RM40 left in my account, we all returned to Starbucks, where we found Lubna. Who was waiting there all that time while we looked at topiary-animal porn.

So, with the five of us finally reunited, it was time for lunch. It was up to us to decide where to eat, and since we spent ages deciding on a place where we're ALL happy to eat at, Saraa and Lubna began to lose their patience.

'Forget democracy!' screamed Saraa.
'Use autocracy!' Lubna declared.

So me and Tex settled for Vivo. Mainly because we were already standing outside the restaurant, and I was tired. Hehe.

So after a delicious lunch which consisted of pizzas, pasta, bbq chicken, gossip and catch-up (ketchup, catching up, gettit? Lmao, I crack myself up), we couldn't resist a bit of camwhoring.

(Hotness combined.)

(Now we know why Tex sleeps in pictures - Peils.)

(We couldn't resist the cheesy hand photo ala the Planeteers/Power Rangers.)

Then we went bowling. Lubna totally pwned all of us after stating that she sucks at bowling, Saz was on a mission to suck, Tex and I called each other crap because apparently it made us better at bowling, and Peils' technique of bowling from between her legs was surprisingly the only technique that allowed her to hit a strike...

(Doh!)

(Tex executes Peils' Bowling Between Legs Technique.)

(Lubna, pretending she doesn't know how to bowl before she totally hits a strike.)

(Me, bowling with much grace and elegance. NOT.)

(Saraa, completing the mission to Suck.)

And then Peils pretended to be a paparazzi, completely violating our privacy by taking PAPARAZZI IN YOUR FACES photos. She managed to take a photo of just ONE celeb, though.

(Nobody.)

(Nobody.)

(Nobody.)

(HOLY MAC, IT'S HUGH GRANT!!! OMG LOLZ.)

After much sucking and laughter and coke, we went for some ice cream at Baskin&Robbins, and Tex, who's nearly as avid a fan of Tomb Raider as I am, asked me how Underworld is, so we got into a detailed discussion about Lara Croft's ass.

Taken from Peils' blog:
Tex and Pai discussed about the latest Lara Croft game and Pai described (in detail O.o) Lara Croft's ass in black leather tights: firm, squeaky, round, wobbly, supple, moist . . . (TMI yo!) And there was something about the part where Lara Croft was climbing the wall and spreading her legs like an acrobat in air and you will get an eyeful O.o . . .

Before it was time to go, we just HAD to have another session of camwhoring.

(That Korean writing up there reads: Forever. Because Peils is cheesy like that.)

Sigh. All too soon, it was time for us to part... But before we left, me and Peils couldn't stop ourselves...


And we all lived happily ever after.

Except Saraa. She's scarred for life.

Fin.

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The night before:

Belated birthday dinner at Delicious with Wee Wee Poo Poo.

(Aisya turns 1.)

:)

And with that, my Birthday Week sadly ends...

Thanks for being with me, people! It was definitely a memorable week. :D

Lots of love,

from Me.